bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

danmakesmehowell:

this right here folks

is a llama that looks a bit like a furry slug

you’re welcome

carry on with your evening

Going to the lake tomorrow.

But right now I am stuck in a house of people I don’t know near young children and I’m not comfortable. 

Help.